“YOU’RE JENNIFER LAWRENCE FUNNY” Annoying the shit out of people since ‘94Tumblr (3.0; @the-bridget)http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/<p>Today my first table was a group of elderly women, and they all kept giving me compliments on how pretty they thought my name was. Then they were telling me as a heads up that they love lots of mints, because we give mints when we bring out the check. So when they were leaving they told me how much they liked me and how good of a job I did and that they want to come back to me.</p> <p>At the end of the night this elderly couple and their daughter and grandson were getting up from their table and I kind of slipped around the old man so I could put a menu away but I gave him this great big smile. As I was walking back he stopped me and said &#8220;I saw you you dancing around behind me over there&#8230;.. errr (looking at my name tag) .. Bridget. Oh thats a very pretty name.&#8221; I thanked him and we laughed and chatted until his wife came up and he said &#8220;This is Bridget!&#8221; and she replied &#8220;Oh hi sweetheart!&#8221; I gave her a compliment on her suit, which was a greenish blue, and I said I had a blazer that was a similar color. She then said my favorite thing I had heard that night &#8220;Looks like we have more in common than just our good looks.&#8221;</p> <p>Sometimes I just really really like my job. </p>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51051452300http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51051452300Wed, 22 May 2013 01:19:51 -0400“When I’m older I just want someone to snuggle with.”<br/><br/> - <em>Words from my 13 year old sister</em>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51050619811http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51050619811Wed, 22 May 2013 01:03:39 -0400wordsfrommy13yearoldsister<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/36fdf1a125b38e3a2f6370d1ba8c2260/tumblr_mn66646CiV1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://underratedhappiness.tumblr.com/post/51020412989/clearing-wood-train-tracks">underratedhappiness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>whoa. legit.</p> </blockquote> <p>Buster Keaton was a grade A bad ass</p>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51050494836http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51050494836Wed, 22 May 2013 01:01:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0cbbfedc11a06815c802a9279220003b/tumblr_mn1x0hORIg1rpri2zo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fab28c3b15a1a5f87bd18c78a1d9a6f0/tumblr_mn1x0hORIg1rpri2zo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bcfbd0b9f6764a9f04bf5fc0abaa9dae/tumblr_mn1x0hORIg1rpri2zo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f86d958907728d2fbd938ef04ee6d6b/tumblr_mn1x0hORIg1rpri2zo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1394aeeb41445e6595ca2722adda09a8/tumblr_mn1x0hORIg1rpri2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3c7ffa1c758fa17367e8c665922d66e/tumblr_mn1x0hORIg1rpri2zo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6603986571df9f9b09e1a83bd8f900f/tumblr_mn1x0hORIg1rpri2zo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8101b1f8e26498452ff6e9cd26216f60/tumblr_mn1x0hORIg1rpri2zo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://museumuesum.tumblr.com/post/50832951368/linda-connor-contact-prints-on-printing-out-paper">museumuesum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Linda Connor</strong></p> <p>contact prints on printing-out paper from vintage glass plate negatives of Solar Eclipse from the collection of The Lick Observatory</p> <p>1893-1910, prints made 1977-1996</p> </blockquote>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51050394347http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51050394347Wed, 22 May 2013 00:59:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ced97d29536cfaaaf7971fede4088ef/tumblr_mht4wrNEwG1qbz8aro1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c83a874e0a5a4177c3c916422131f156/tumblr_mht4wrNEwG1qbz8aro7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5b031309f53e1498bc767bfb95318e1/tumblr_mht4wrNEwG1qbz8aro5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad2f95debb3d2e513a92181d8ea4f3c4/tumblr_mht4wrNEwG1qbz8aro3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9bdc1975aa87950e89224bbdaa7c604/tumblr_mht4wrNEwG1qbz8aro4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f13a8c39230a6fff2284cbe0b9a4ffd/tumblr_mht4wrNEwG1qbz8aro6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51048996811http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51048996811Wed, 22 May 2013 00:35:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/923f5e96b4a4e27e5848e98a43a0e501/tumblr_mk1gjtZDU61r3zexno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em><small><small>“All the music that I like has a sense of humor, and if being sincere means not having a sense of humor, never fucking around, never doing things that are playful or weird…. then I’m very uninterested in it.” —Ezra Koenig, Fader Magazine (February/March 2013)</small></small></em></p> </blockquote>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51048930694http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51048930694Wed, 22 May 2013 00:33:54 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluebeanze.tumblr.com/post/32736760561/friendship-is-so-weird-like-it-starts-out-with">bluebeanze</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>friendship is so weird???</p> <p>Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker</p> </blockquote>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51048782377http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51048782377Wed, 22 May 2013 00:31:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7570e5ad5e69544302134abab9994cca/tumblr_mms5e9Zckj1qz4d4bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51048661646http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51048661646Wed, 22 May 2013 00:29:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxib7cJo2R1r0e2nxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dietchola.tumblr.com/post/33325659143/were-just-living-in-a-web-of-lies-now-arent-we">dietchola</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p> we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we</p> </blockquote> <p>I dont even know what to say…..</p>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51007733111http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/51007733111Tue, 21 May 2013 15:39:04 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/the-bridget/50991081013/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50991081013" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glimereyes.tumblr.com/post/50989453270/for-krysten-this-sucks-balls">glimereyes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For Krysten.</p> <p>This sucks balls.</p> </blockquote> <p>I AM CRYING</p>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50991081013http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50991081013Tue, 21 May 2013 10:47:34 -0400<p>Im pretty sure this kid just hates me more and more every time we talk&#8230; And he thinks im super smart and I think I make him feel dumb sometimes???? So he hates me even more. Especially since I am a bit of a smart ass little twat all of the time.</p>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50967250342http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50967250342Tue, 21 May 2013 00:22:33 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glimereyes.tumblr.com/post/50963311414/poonpizzsa">glimereyes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I sacrificed my social life for this blog so you better fucking enjoy it!</p> </blockquote> <p>Shut up. You got this blog so you&#8217;d have a social life.</p>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50963860264http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50963860264Mon, 20 May 2013 23:33:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a86ac875f5f2ba25cdcb579b5d3b85db/tumblr_mn4kh76y4Q1qaesnho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/795ac229ae3ed02c233b95fefae399e4/tumblr_mn4kh76y4Q1qaesnho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Eddddddd, God bless Ed!</p>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50962548088http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50962548088Mon, 20 May 2013 23:15:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abec0ea0062a6c758d94e489277c40c5/tumblr_metyn9RNVB1qcsjk6o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50934860482http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50934860482Mon, 20 May 2013 17:28:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9bc1f789f7ee4dd0dc7d18ad14ed44d6/tumblr_mm350rXnaL1rg6wfbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50934758800http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50934758800Mon, 20 May 2013 17:27:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac0c64e272ac1292b5a59d73789dd1c9/tumblr_mlvk85DoOJ1qe1cn4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50929576065http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50929576065Mon, 20 May 2013 16:21:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b9a6cc29d84e6a94646a67a5fedddbc/tumblr_mmnupsygb31rq7j1do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anarcho-bootyist.tumblr.com/post/50781959587">anarcho-bootyist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-coriolis-effect.tumblr.com/post/50781728779/ytry654-a-liberated-jew-holds-a-nazi-at-the">the-coriolis-effect</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ytry654.tumblr.com/post/50452039805/a-liberated-jew-holds-a-nazi-at-gunpoint">ytry654</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A liberated Jew holds a Nazi at the point of his bajonet.</p> </blockquote> <p>DAM.</p> </blockquote> <p>damn I want to get a print of this</p> </blockquote>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50929472966http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50929472966Mon, 20 May 2013 16:20:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ea8c184d906fe2be361b411bc55935c/tumblr_mn25otDRWp1qfrzrmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the60stwist.tumblr.com/post/50915905233/twiggy-c-1960s">the60stwist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Twiggy, c. 1960’s</p> </blockquote>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50929221826http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50929221826Mon, 20 May 2013 16:16:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2489f542df21d9683a75244e13d7fbda/tumblr_mn0bv2B9y91qdnki4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50883420139http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50883420139Mon, 20 May 2013 00:13:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6xje8jbSg1rwjp8wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50882251238http://the-bridget.tumblr.com/post/50882251238Sun, 19 May 2013 23:56:09 -0400